Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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