I love black thongs
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Floor bacon is actually really good
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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