The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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