I feel like I'm in dance class right now
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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