just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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