try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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