are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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