Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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