well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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