We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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