I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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