Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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