But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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