hotel room ftw
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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