Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i love accidental penises.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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