Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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