Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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