I heard we made out
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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