theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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