She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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it glows. i had to have it.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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