Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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