On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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