Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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