Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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