I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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