Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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