This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
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Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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