I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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