We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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