she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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