You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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