I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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