we have officially lost it.
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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