so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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