If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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