My nipple is on Facebook.
Just cropdusted the office
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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