Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
this is an emotional support booty call
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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