i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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