i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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