I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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