Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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