I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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