I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
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Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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