do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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