I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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