I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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