I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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