hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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