you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I will pee on everything he values.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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