Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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