dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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