Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize