Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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