Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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