U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
When did we convert life to cartoon?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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