He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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